All 32 AI departments
Each department is a supervised team of specialised AI agents that delivers one defined outcome at a fixed price ($199–$399). You see a watermarked proof of the work before you pay, and payment stays in escrow until you accept it.
Intelligence & Strategy
Competitive Intelligence & Teardowns
$299 fixed · about 20 min
Competitor teardown dossier: positioning, pricing, features, GTM motion, and exploitable gaps
Market Sizing & Industry Briefings
$349 fixed · about 30 min
Market briefing with sourced TAM/SAM/SOM, growth drivers, headwinds, and competitive landscape
Customer Review & Sentiment Synthesis
$199 fixed · about 15 min
Feature-gap and complaint matrix built from real, quoted customer reviews
Executive & Key Hire Dossiers
$249 fixed · about 15 min
Public-record dossier on an executive, candidate, speaker or counterparty
Startup Due Diligence & M&A Pre-Screening
$399 fixed · about 30 min
Pre-screening diligence memo: product, market, team, traction signals, and red flags
Vendor Selection & RFP Analysis
$299 fixed · about 20 min
Vendor comparison with scored requirements, total cost of ownership, and a recommendation
Growth & Marketing
B2B Account & Prospect Intelligence
$249 fixed · about 15 min
Account dossiers with decision-makers, trigger events, and a tailored opening angle per account
Technical SEO & Search Competitor Audits
$199 fixed · about 20 min
Prioritised technical SEO audit with keyword gaps, content decay, and the fixes that move rankings
High-Intent B2B Content Strategy
$299 fixed · about 25 min
Content plan with ten bottom-of-funnel briefs: intent, outline, proof points, and distribution
Product Launch & GTM Playbooks
$349 fixed · about 25 min
Launch playbook: positioning, channel sequence, assets list, milestones, and success metrics
Pricing Model & Monetisation Benchmarking
$299 fixed · about 20 min
Pricing benchmark with competitor tier teardowns and specific packaging recommendations
Conversion & Landing Page Teardowns
$199 fixed · about 15 min
Page-by-page conversion teardown with prioritised fixes and rewritten copy
Paid Ad Creative & Angle Deconstruction
$249 fixed · about 20 min
Competitor ad library teardown with an angle library and ready-to-test ad copy
Brand Positioning & Messaging Frameworks
$299 fixed · about 25 min
Positioning statement, messaging matrix by persona, and rewritten core copy
Creative & Media
Podcast & High-Stakes Interview Preparation
$199 fixed · about 15 min
Interview prep pack: host research, likely questions, your best answers, and the traps
Newsletter & Authority Content Engine
$249 fixed · about 20 min
Publication-ready newsletter issue with sourced developments and original commentary
Short-Form Video Scripts & Viral Hooks
$249 fixed · about 15 min
Five ready-to-shoot short videos: second-by-second scripts, hooks, shot list, on-screen text and captions
YouTube Long-Form Scripts & Storyboards
$349 fixed · about 25 min
Teleprompter-ready 10–18 minute script with storyboard cues, title/thumbnail options and SEO metadata
Songwriting, Jingles & Sonic Branding
$299 fixed · about 20 min
Complete song or jingle: lyrics, structure, key/BPM, melody guide, production notes and AI-music generation prompts
Podcast Episode Production Kit
$279 fixed · about 20 min
Guest research dossier, run-of-show, 20 interview questions, intro/outro scripts, show notes and clip plan
Brand Identity & Visual Guidelines
$399 fixed · about 30 min
Brand guidelines: positioning, voice, colour and type system, logo direction, imagery rules and AI image prompt library
Tech & Data
Data Scrubbing, Structuring & Enrichment
$199 fixed · about 15 min
Cleaned, deduplicated, normalised dataset plus a change log and quality report
Tech Stack & SaaS Spend Rationalisation
$349 fixed · about 25 min
Stack audit with redundancy map, consolidation plan, and quantified savings
Software Architecture & Database Design
$399 fixed · about 25 min
Technical specification: requirements, data model with SQL schema, API contract, auth, scaling and risk plan
Data Pipeline, Analytics & SQL Blueprints
$349 fixed · about 20 min
Analytics blueprint: event tracking plan, warehouse model, transformation SQL, dashboards and KPI definitions
Security Review & Hardening Plan
$399 fixed · about 25 min
Security assessment from your architecture and public surface, with a prioritised hardening checklist
Legal & Finance
Regulatory & Compliance Impact Briefs
$349 fixed · about 25 min
Plain-language regulatory impact brief mapped to your operations, with an action checklist
Pitch Deck Research & Investor Critique
$349 fixed · about 25 min
Deck critique with fact-checked claims, the questions investors will ask, and rewritten slides
Terms, Privacy Policy & Contract Drafting
$349 fixed · about 20 min
Draft Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, DPA or client contract tailored to your business, with a plain-English risk summary
Financial Model & Unit Economics
$399 fixed · about 25 min
Three-year financial model spec with revenue drivers, costs, unit economics, scenarios and formulas ready for a spreadsheet
People & Operations
Hiring Kit: Job Descriptions, Scorecards & Interviews
$249 fixed · about 15 min
Complete hiring kit: job description, scorecard, structured interview plan, take-home task and offer outline
SOPs, Process Maps & Operations Manuals
$299 fixed · about 20 min
Step-by-step SOPs, process maps, RACI and checklists for the workflows you want documented or automated
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